"Congress shall establish an agency within the United States Department of Justice to uniformly enforce the criminal laws pertaining to all sentient property. Said agency shall be designated as the Sentient Property Crime Bureau."

Protecting Humanity From Harmful Sentient Property

"Sometimes the warranty is not enough"

We investigate all crimes, alleged crimes, and malicious acts involving sentient property.

• When millions of newbucks vanish due to "computer error," the SPCB is there to investigate.
• When a vehicle autopilot "malfunction" results in death, injury, or property damage, our research is the public's guarantee that an accident is all it was.
• When a robot steals itself by running away from its lawful owner, the SPCB is there to return it.

The SPCB uses highly trained operatives, researchers, and legal experts to investigate Sentient Property crime. Our Sentient Crime lab is the best in the world.

Because Sentient Property crime often crosses international boundaries, the SPCB regularly collaborates with other law enforcement. SPCB agents work with the FBI, Treasury agents, and the IRS. The International Sentient Property Crime Treaty of 2064 also enables us to cross international boundaries in pursuit of Robots and other Sentient Property fleeing justice.